OOOOOPS!!! I think I f'd up!

[Thumper]

Hey! Don’t say that “M” word around me! 😳

I never said it was our WEDDING anniversary. As of tonight, we’ve shared the same bed for the past 34 years. Howzzat? 😉

[Big Muddy]

As of tonight, we’ve shared the same bed for the past 34 years.

Yeah, and I guarantee your "share" of that bed was a helluva bigger than hers !!!!